YOUR AD HERE!!! 300 ads (sets A, B, C, D, E, F & G)

Discussion and information relevant to creating special missions, new ships, skins etc.

Moderators: another_commander, winston

User avatar
Captain Hesperus
Grand High Clock-Tower Poobah
Grand High Clock-Tower Poobah
Posts: 2312
Joined: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:10 pm
Location: Anywhere I can sell Trumbles.....

Post by Captain Hesperus »

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:Now, what do I have to do to earn the title of "Borderline Psychotic Lecturer"?
Beg and badger Ahruman until he acquiesces.

Captain Hesperus
The truth, revealed!!
Image

User avatar
TGHC
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Posts: 2157
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm
Location: Berkshire, UK

Post by TGHC »

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:Hey, TGHC, congratulation on your promotion to spam assassin!

Now, what do I have to do to earn the title of "Borderline Psychotic Lecturer"?
Why Thankee kindly sir, but it's old news, you were becalmed and diving for anchors etc.

Oh Yeah, borderline.......... my arse :lol:
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"

User avatar
Cmdr Wyvern
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 1565
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:47 am
Location: Somewhere in the great starry void

Post by Cmdr Wyvern »

Psychotic?

There may be stiff competition for that rank around here. :lol:
Running Oolite buttery smooth & rock stable w/ tons of eyecandy oxps on:
ASUS Prime X370-A
Ryzen 5 1500X
16GB DDR4 3200MHZ
128GB NVMe M.2 SSD (Boot drive)
1TB Hybrid HDD (For software and games)
EVGA GTX-1070 SC
1080P Samsung large screen monitor

User avatar
Dr. Nil
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 985
Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:11 pm
Location: Nearest Hoopy Casino
Contact:

Post by Dr. Nil »

Disembodied wrote:Don't know if it's possible to put two specific (linked) ads onto both sides of the same board, but if so then there's got to be a role for Boorma-Shave ads:

You can't win love
with homing missiles...

...use Boorma-Shave
on those spacer's brissiles!

(No decent graphics package to hand -- maybe see what I can do at a later date...)
I look forward to it (and there's no problem with putting two linked ads on the same Terascreen).
Image

300 billboards in Your Ad Here!
Astromines and more in Commies.
AVAILABLE HERE along with other Oolite eXpansion Packs.

User avatar
JensAyton
Grand Admiral Emeritus
Grand Admiral Emeritus
Posts: 6657
Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:43 pm
Location: Sweden
Contact:

Post by JensAyton »

Captain Hesperus wrote:
Cmdr. Maegil wrote:Now, what do I have to do to earn the title of "Borderline Psychotic Lecturer"?
Beg and badger Ahruman until he acquiesces.
As you yourself should have noticed by now, that’s not an entirely effective strategy. ;-)

User avatar
Captain Hesperus
Grand High Clock-Tower Poobah
Grand High Clock-Tower Poobah
Posts: 2312
Joined: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:10 pm
Location: Anywhere I can sell Trumbles.....

Post by Captain Hesperus »

Ahruman wrote:As you yourself should have noticed by now, that’s not an entirely effective strategy. ;-)
True, but I still bow to your immense wit and magnanimity. :D

Captain Hesperus
The truth, revealed!!
Image

User avatar
Disembodied
Jedi Spam Assassin
Jedi Spam Assassin
Posts: 6511
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:54 pm
Location: Carter's Snort

Post by Disembodied »

Image Image Image

(edit: sorry, made an arse of the first upload!)

User avatar
TGHC
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Posts: 2157
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm
Location: Berkshire, UK

Post by TGHC »

:D :D :D
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"

User avatar
Cmdr Wyvern
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 1565
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:47 am
Location: Somewhere in the great starry void

Post by Cmdr Wyvern »

Western Oonion
...When you need to 'phone home'.

:)
Running Oolite buttery smooth & rock stable w/ tons of eyecandy oxps on:
ASUS Prime X370-A
Ryzen 5 1500X
16GB DDR4 3200MHZ
128GB NVMe M.2 SSD (Boot drive)
1TB Hybrid HDD (For software and games)
EVGA GTX-1070 SC
1080P Samsung large screen monitor

User avatar
Cmdr Wyvern
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 1565
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:47 am
Location: Somewhere in the great starry void

Post by Cmdr Wyvern »

Wanted poster. Here's a scofflaw that won't be getting away.

Image
Running Oolite buttery smooth & rock stable w/ tons of eyecandy oxps on:
ASUS Prime X370-A
Ryzen 5 1500X
16GB DDR4 3200MHZ
128GB NVMe M.2 SSD (Boot drive)
1TB Hybrid HDD (For software and games)
EVGA GTX-1070 SC
1080P Samsung large screen monitor

User avatar
Dr. Nil
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 985
Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:11 pm
Location: Nearest Hoopy Casino
Contact:

Post by Dr. Nil »

@Disembodied: Looks good :)
Cmdr Wyvern wrote:Western Oonion
...When you need to 'phone home'.

:)
I've been looking for a fitting company and slogan for an ad featuring ET for a while now, so I hope that it's ok that I went ahead and used your idea :)

Image

Unfortunately your Bender ad didn't resize very well to the required 256x128 format.

Image

:( Please re-release if possible


It may be as long as until 200 ads are in, before those latest ads (Space Rickshaw and forward) are released in the OXP = thirty-something to go!
Image

300 billboards in Your Ad Here!
Astromines and more in Commies.
AVAILABLE HERE along with other Oolite eXpansion Packs.

User avatar
Dr. Nil
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 985
Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:11 pm
Location: Nearest Hoopy Casino
Contact:

Post by Dr. Nil »

Image
Image

300 billboards in Your Ad Here!
Astromines and more in Commies.
AVAILABLE HERE along with other Oolite eXpansion Packs.

User avatar
TGHC
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Posts: 2157
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm
Location: Berkshire, UK

Post by TGHC »

I take my hat off to your creative genius Dr Nil.

Every time I launch from a space station I have to stop and check out the ads on the navigation beacon. It cheers me up no end as I set off on a journey.
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"

User avatar
Star Gazer
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 633
Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 4:55 pm
Location: North Norfolk, UK, (Average Agricultural, Feudal States,Tech Level 8)

Post by Star Gazer »

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:Now, what do I have to do to earn the title of "Borderline Psychotic Lecturer"?
...come and work at City College Norwich... :wink:
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes...

User avatar
TGHC
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Posts: 2157
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm
Location: Berkshire, UK

Post by TGHC »

I thought that was a prequisite to get a job there in the first place
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"

Post Reply