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</me pokes with the sword and sniffs around>
<schhzzzzzin-tchink>
http://www.aegidian.org/bb/profile.php? ... ile&u=1890
Erm, I - this guy smelled funny! It's just that!
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
I'm obviously not one of them.

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<looks through sniper scope at new user (Cobra El Diablo)>
<decides to keep an eye on him/her/it>

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<blows dust off rifle>
Still got it....

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* (e-mail domain already banned)

There's http://aegidian.org/bb/profile.php?mode ... ile&u=1892 who's been here a week now and not a squeak... I dunno: I might be getting a false positive off this baloney sandwich...

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Well, well, well! It seems this one got in while nobody was looking...
<schhzzzzzin-tchink>
http://www.aegidian.org/bb/profile.php? ... ile&u=1917
Didn't go far, though!
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
I'm obviously not one of them.

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huh? That's not a spammer IMO :?

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Post by Commander McLane »

Rxke wrote:huh? That's not a spammer IMO :?
I agree. The link goes to a valid user profile. And why shouldn't a board member be interested in funny cars? There is another one with a flying obsession already.

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Uhm... Erm... Sorry about that, then... would you mind to hold the head on the neck stump while I perform a quick bit of field surgery? </me gets a stapler>
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
I'm obviously not one of them.

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Cmdr. Maegil wrote:Uhm... Erm... Sorry about that, then... would you mind to hold the head on the neck stump while I perform a quick bit of field surgery? </me gets a stapler>
Need some skin glue?

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Duct tape will do fine, I'm sure

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Post by Cmdr. Maegil »

Duct tape with some nails pointing out to look like a spiked collar, mirrored shades and we prop him sitting against the wall at a table on the bar.

Put an empty bottle before him, and presto: nobody will ever notice the resulting... ahem, scar.
Until someone shakes him to pay and vacate the table, that is... :?

I'll have some of that glue just in case.
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
I'm obviously not one of them.

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Post by Captain Hesperus »

I was going to say that there are several new members with usernames that, shall we say, smell distinctly like pork luncheon meat. Then I am delivered a figurative smack in the face.

<shrugs, re-wraps rifle in oilskins>

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Post by FSOneblin »

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oliveriax's post on the your add here, his signature link is really, well, spam. I think we can all see that, so I am filled with fear! The spam came for me, They had a taste, and they're coming back for me! Help me!

Don't panic, FSOneblin
Don't panic

Now an "adult!"

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He shoots, he scores! Chalk one up to FSOneblin! :D

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Post by Captain Hesperus »

Goddammit!!
<stamps off in a huff>

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