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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:53 pm 
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God, people read into things what ever they want!!
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The World Taekwondo Federation (WTF) has changed its name to World Taekwondo because of the "negative connotations" associated with its initials.

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WTF??? lol

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Disney has confirmed that an animatronic version of President Donald Trump will have a speaking role at its Hall of Presidents attraction at Walt Disney World in Florida.

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"My use of social media is not presidential - it's modern day presidential," he tweeted on Saturday.
<cachinnates - wanders off, singing> He is the very model of a modern major pajero...

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"Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded and safe"
Donald Trump. No, really.

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"Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded and safe"
Donald Trump. No, really.
Correct reply, Disembodied. That subject was not discussed. I would venture to say that nearly every utterance from him is a lie.

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
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While they're developing that impenetrable cyber-security unit, they should also make an unclimbable wall, an unbreakable door, and a gun that only shoots bad people.

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
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In an effort to be fair to the man:
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The fact that President Putin and I discussed a Cyber Security unit doesn't mean I think it can happen.
Donald Trump.
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Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Alice Through the Looking-Glass, by Lewis Carroll

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Fifty years on...

Look up yonder, in the sky
Now what is that, I pray?
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a man insane
It's the president Donald J

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
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The fact that President Putin and I discussed a Cyber Security unit doesn't mean I think it can happen. It can't-but a ceasefire can,& did!
I think it likely Putin suggested this idea to Trump with a smirk on his face. I cannot say with certainty what was discussed. I'll leave that to more knowledgeable sources to unravel.

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The US President and I have agreed to establish a working group and make joint efforts to monitor security in the cyberspace, ensure full compliance with international laws in this area, and to prevent interference in countries' internal affairs. Primarily this concerns Russia and the United States. We believe that if we succeed in organising this work – and I have no doubt that we will – there will be no more speculation over this matter.
Source (the Kremlin?) here.

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
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After the referendum, the Brexiters were tasked with managing Brexit. This was like asking the winners of a debating contest to engineer a spaceship.

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Maybe it's just me but could it be that all the people that did drugs in the 60's and 70's are now in power which is why everything's getting a bit batshit fucking crazy? Can't wait for the next 20 years, mullets and drugs will be compulsory.
Drugs I could handle, but mullets? The horror!

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
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"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."
This won the funniest joke award at the Edinburgh Fringe? Crikey, the rest must've been terrible!

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