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If society collapsed and there were no shops to buy food from and not enough time to grow crops and my family and two cats were starving, I would cook and eat the family to keep me and the cats going 'til we could find something better.
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Teflon Tony wrote:I will be with you, whatever...
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The zoo took delivery of the animal on Wednesday but on Thursday morning they discovered it had escaped.
Must be the lynx effect.
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Cody wrote:Must be the lynx effect.
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Actually it's good that only 199 people in the country voted for May to be PM, it'll stop me staring suspiciously at faces in the street

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When a reporter said he had a few people to apologise to first such as US President Obama - referring to previous ill-judged comments - he said: "The United States will be at the front of the queue."
<chortles> Nice one, Boris!
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Apologies for the mix-up with Boris in Foreign Office. I wrote "F OFF" next to his name and the intern got confused.

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The UN's cultural organisation has listed 17 works by pioneering Franco-Swiss architect Le Corbusier as world heritage sites. Le Corbusier developed a residential housing principle called Unité d'Habitation - he thought the tower block was the solution for re-housing the masses that had been displaced during World War Two.
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Disembodied wrote:
Apologies for the mix-up with Boris in Foreign Office. I wrote "F OFF" next to his name and the intern got confused.
As a result, the UK will conduct all Foreign Affairs with its Johnson hanging out.
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LMAO... nice one..
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Even though it goes up and down the media these days I still have to grin listening to Mrs Trump being rickroll'd as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KtzdP7mR-4
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… Boris Johnson, looking more than ever like a nightmare Terry Gilliam had about an Emperor penguin …

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<grins>
"Boris," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "But that's not the point!" raged Boris. "The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin!"
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A commentard wrote:A sad day for conspiracy theorists. If the current presidential race proves anything - it is that there isn't a secret omniscient omnipotent organisation running things. Possibly a completely incompetent, shadowy organisation, possibly the Milk Marketing Board or the Bately town women's guild.
Another commentard wrote:Lies and foul slander! We all know that the Milk Marketing Board are the only ones keeping us safe from the machinations of the Potato Council!
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http://www.ralafferty.org/works/stories ... crocodile/
7 men control world finances and how common man upset their careful plans. great read.
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