Mark Zuckerberg's(...) so actually it's like he DIED 1300 TIMES.
This reminds me of a joke heard at about the time of Spinal Tap - indeed, it may have been part of a Spinal Tap spoof, which is an interesting recursion in itself.
Why don't you use a drum machine since you keep on killing drummers?
Lead Singer :
Well, it's like. With a drum machine, you punch the rhythm you want into the machine, and it does it. But with a real drummer, you have to punch it in time and time again and he keeps on getting it wrong, so you punch it back into him again. Much better.